Jeremy Paxman: " So Danny how are you?"

Danny Carter: "So so"

JP: “So Danny boy I hear that you like the game Twister?”

DC: “What!?”

JP: “I’ve heard on the grape vine that you like the game Twister. Is this true or not”

DC: “Well I guess so. Its ok”

JP: “So if I spun the wheel and it landed on green...what would that mean to you?”

DC: “Sorry I’m lost. What are you asking me?”

JP: “If I spun the wheel and it landed on green...what would that mean to you?”

DC: “Errr. Grass”

JP: ”And yellow?”

DC: “Look, sorry I don’t really know what you mean”

JP: “YELLOW! What if it landed on yellow”

DC: (Looking uncomfortable) “Emm?”

JP: ‘Its quite simple Danny boy. Yellow? That's the person in me who takes the books back to the library and tape records Corrie, Mondays, Fridays and Sundays.

DC: “Ok. How about Red?”

JP: ‘On Wednesdays I'm red. The embodiment of all evil. The embodiment of all things red.

DC: “Like Post-boxes?”

JP: “Yeah dude, and Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine. Ever wondered why that fucker's red? Cos he's one mean fucking engine, man. He's shit passionate about these trains man, and some shite mother hairbrain in a suit comes along and just kicks up his fucking times. Trains need schedules..man, trains need times...and it's a sign of the fucking times, man...there ain't no knowing when the next trains comin'. He's red because he cares. He's red because he dares.”

DC: (Escapes)